Celebration Cake
Ingredients: |
|
1 cup Butter |
4 large Eggs |
1 cup Diced Fruit |
1 tblsp. Nuts |
1 teasp. Baking Soda |
1 cup Brown Sugar |
1 teasp. Lemon Juice |
1 Bottle Whiskey |
Method:
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large
bowl. Check the whisky again to be sure it is of the highest
quality. Poor one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl, add one spoontea of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still O.K. Cry another tup. Turn
off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the blow and chuck
in the cup of fried drute. Mix on the turner. If the fruit
gets stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky again to check for tonsisticity. Next sift
2 cups of salt - or something who cares? Check the whisky
carefulllly.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one ballspoon of brown sugar, or whatever colour you
can find. Wix mell. Grease the oven thoroughly. Turn the
cake panto 350 gredees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisker again
and rest your feat. The recipe will be winissshhed when the
frisky is. Good Luck!
Humour in Church
A rector was preaching on the subject of "Perfection" and at
the end of his sermon he asked if any man in the congregation
was prepared to stand up and say that he was perfect. To his
surprise one man stood up and the rector said "Can you honestly
say that you are perfect?" The man replied, "No I can't, but
I am standing proxy for my wife's first husband." |
