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Irritating
Christmas Cracker Jokes


During Christmas, we sit down around the table with our families and friends to celebrate Christmas dinner, but some people really have a good old giggle at the cracker jokes! Christmas dinner wouldn't be the same without a few terrible jokes from the Christmas crackers afterwards. Are all cracker jokes terrible? Are they so bad they're good? Or are there in fact a few gems tucked away in a cracker or two? We'd like to find out. Send us your funniest Christmas cracker jokes click here.

Annoying Christmas Jokes

How do snowmen get around?
On their icicle!!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What kind of pump can you eat?
A pumpkin!!
What is white and crumbly and swings through trees?
A meringue!!
Who babysits for the kids?
A nanny-goat!!?
What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
Polaroids.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

 
 
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